
Vampires Suck!
I haven’t read the Twilight series, or seen any of the movies. Still I know about the whole Team Jacob vs. Team Edward thing, evidence of a brilliant marketing campaign since as a 44 year old man I was not the target. And I only watch time-shifted TV so I can avoid commercials.
I don’t know who wins in the books, but out here in vampireless and werewolfeless reality it looks like Jacob has kicked butt and taken names.
Actually, given names. According to the Social Security Administration’s annual counting of baby names Jacob was the most popular name for a boy in 2011, and Edward didn’t even pop up in the top 10. Or the top 50. Or top 100. And just barely cracked the top 150 at 148.
So, America has spoken: vampires suck, werewolves rule.