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Comments Off Yes, I used capital letters twice in my headline but that’s because this costume is actually clever. I would never do it to Atty the Wonder Dog, but still this is awesome.
‘Cause it’s TWO pirates with booty on one dog.
One dog dressed up as two pirates carrying their treasure. I hate this kind of thing, but there's a thin line ...
h/t Buzzfeed
humor Comments Off “Honey,” I said to my wife, the mother of my child. “I have a wonderful gift for you for Mother’s Day. I’m taking you out to dinner!”
“That’s great,” said my wife, the mother of my child. “Should we go to Blackberries? Maybe the Meyersville Inn?”
“Well, sweets,” I said to my wife, the mother of my child. “I was thinking of somewhere that actually loves mothers, that focuses laser-like on two symbols of motherhood that all Americans love and believe in. Except, of course, the FCC.”
“What restaurant is that?” asked my wife, the mother of my child. “Maggiano’s? McCormick and Schmick’s?”
“No, love,” I said to my wife, the mother of my child. “We’re going to Hooters for 10 free Mother’s Day buffalo wings!”
My wife, the mother of my child, glared at me and walked away.
Hooters giving wings to Mom for Mother's Day, half-naked waitresses for Dad.
I’ve had some somewhat scary (but unconfirmed and maybe nothing) news that may amount to nothing, and am doing what I can to think positively. This XKCD comic reminding us that there is joy, wonder and discovery out there helps.
There's always new stuff to discover, even if "everyone knows that"
Did you think texting made you smart? No, it does not. And two-time Super Bowl Most Valuable Player Eli Manning (that’s right, two freaking times!) of the NJ Giants demonstrates exactly why that is.
h/t Gizmodo
There is little I like more than positive messages for kids that mock 80′s anti-drug ads.
These are your kids. These are your kids on books.