New Girl’s Schmidt is looking to take over the exercise world with this new video. Look out Richard Simmons.
Saving the world from bail-skipping paper towels.
All she has to do is carry her bowl from the table to the sink, but somehow this poor little three year old actress finds herself in a gravity sink instead! The bowl is so heavy she can only move it a little bit at a time.
And her evil father offers nothing more than encouragement.
I was a member of a bunch of different gyms, all of which sucked with loud music and annoying people. Like these morons.
They don’t come to my current gym, the Plainfield YMCA in NJ. It’s just folks trying to get in better shape. I recommend it for normal people.
My seven year old daughter just informed me that Rice Krispies pop when you pour milk in. I told her that they used to have commercials about that, and she said I was fibbing.
Well, I wasn’t. Here’s proof from before I was born, Kendy!
Here they change from uber-cool adult crooners to self-conscious, gender-obsessed teens just in time for my own youth:
And then in time for college weird disassociated cartoons and useless in-box gifts.